What is a Pub Crawl?
A pub crawl is a group of people wandering from bar to bar (also known as bar-hopping) to imbibe in alcoholic beverages. In this particular case, it is led by a mischievous group of pirates. The Cozumel Pirate Pub Crawl stops at 4 restaurant/bars in downtown San Miguel de Cozumel. Each stop includes one alcoholic drink (with the exception of the first stop, which is 1 alcoholic drink and one Tequila shot). Our second stop on the tour includes a meal. There is also a Tequila Tasting stop on the tour. There will be music, games, pirate info and more! Each guest will receive a gift Pirate Pub Crawl bandana. This is generally a 3 hour tour Gilligan, however you will be able to sit and relax at each stop (unless you have annoyed the pirates - in which case, we make you dance like a monkey).
Can my kids come along?
This is an 18 years and older tour. There will be alcohol, raunchy humour, alcohol, adult humour and alcohol. If we do our jobs right, you will be offended at least once. If we find you trying to sneak children along, we will be forced to sell them off for cheap labor.
We will do our best to get a fair price!
What should I wear?
This one kinda depends on you. Cozumel is a Mexican Caribbean island with a tropical savannah climate. If you are gonna drop from the heat because you brought your full pirate garb on vacation...perhaps something cooler should be considered.
The Pirate Crawl provides pirate bandanas for each guest to wear as well as pirate sashes for the express purpose of jazzing up those bermudas you're wearing... Other than that, be sure you are comfortable in the footwear you choose.
The Pirate Crawl is a rain or shine tour
Are there photographs for purchase?
While there may be photographs taken during the tour, we do not specifically offer a tour photo service at this time, so there are no photographs for purchase.
Please feel free to take lots of photos and post them for us to see too!
What about food?
The Pirate Crawl provides a complete lunch at the second stop on the tour and there are several tasty options to choose from. Please remember, tip your server (they don't work for the Pub Crawl) - and if you can't tip them, give them a hearty nudge!
What tour options do you have and What are we drinking?
The Pirate Crawl has two different tour options for you.
Option one: Beer Tour.
You get 4 beers and one shot of Tequila (because hey, we're in Mexico!), a full lunch at one of our stops, a chocolate tasting and a stop for Tequila Tasting - for a total of 6 locations in downtown Cozumel.
Price: $1200mxn / $60usd
Local discount with INE or Tarjeta de Residencia ID *Prices subject to change
Option two: Premium Tour. This one is for the Rum, Vodka or Tequila lovers! This tour includes 4 drinks (house/domestic) and one shot of Tequila (because hey, we're in Mexico!), a full lunch at one of our stops, a chocolate tasting and a stop for Tequila Tasting - for a total of 6 locations in downtown Cozumel.
Price: $1500mxn / $75usd Local discount with INE or Tarjeta de Residencia ID *Prices subject to change
Can we Pre-drink ?
Well Raven ain't yer mom...but please don't.
No really... We understand that you are on vacation and want to have fun, however pre-drinking before the Pirate Pub Crawl is discouraged. No one wants their boots barfed on and you will be consuming plenty of alcohol during the crawl! Besides, you are more than welcome to continue your fun after the tour. If you want to stay at our last stop on the tour or return to any of the previous sites we visited during the tour and need directions, just ask. We will be happy to steer you in the proper direction!
For our safety and yours, we reserve the right to turn away any guests that appear drunk before the Pirate Crawl starts.
Do I need to bring any money on the tour?
Do you like to tip your servers when you're out? Would you like to purchase some of the artisanal chocolate from our stop (we can help you eat that before it melts...)? Or some of the fantastic TEQUILA you'll be sampling??? Then bring the dough kids!
Please remember your pirates work hard to entertain you and keep you safe - gratuities are gratefully accepted.
What should I expect on the Pirate Crawl?
Well, in case you haven't caught on from the previous mentions...we are all about pirate stuff and drinking. Also, possibly (probably) public humiliation! This includes possibly being (not limited to) poked, prodded and generally being made fun of. Singing and clapping along to ridiculous songs while we dance (walk, wiggle, crawl...) our way down the street.
So bring your sassy hat and have some fun with us!
The Pirate Pub Crawl is a downtown event and it is important to us to keep our guests comfortable and having fun. With our tour size being limited, we request reservations. Walk-ups may be accepted but this is based solely on availability and on whether the tour is a private or public event.
Tours are currently by reservation only - please contact us if you would like to book a tour
Please see the "Tour Details" page for the location to meet and start the tour (includes a map).
A 50% (NON-REFUNDABLE) deposit is required at time of booking.
Please message us though our contact form on this website, Facebook or Whatsapp to book your spot.
Please note: This is a walking tour.
Left Nut Pirate Productions will not be held responsible due to the fact it is a public walking tour and you will be consuming alcohol by your own choice.
Also, Left Nut Pirate Productions and their employees are not to blame if you wear your favourite stilettos and...well....stuff happens cause you wore silly shoes.
So again, don't wear silly shoes...